welcome to my blog you little shits

 

ghost-stiel:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

gibbytod:

The SPN Fandom has pulled a Phil Coulson.

I repeat

WE BROUGHT AN ANGEL BACK TO LIFE WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF OUR DENIAL

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I’d also like to point out that it took longer to get Gabe back than it did for Sherlock to come back. Just sayin’.

At least your frickin show has 10 seasons with over 20 episodes each. Just sayin’.

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic."Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

Six of the Keymasters have been murdered. The seventh has gone into hiding. Your job is to find her and protect her at all costs.
Do not be fooled by her appearance. Though she’s an 11-year-old, she’s had more combat training than either of us combined. She graduated MIT at 9 and was poached by the NSA soon after.
There’s one more thing that won’t appear on any official document. If you have to choose between the girl’s life and the key… well, you know what I’m about to say. I trust you’ll do the right thing.

Well now that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? Who’s behind all this? That’s where things get…sticky. The lone survivor of their attack on Base Gamma reported seeing uniforms with the insignia of the six-winged eagle. Yes, the Seraph Squadron is alive. We were premature in declaring them all dead after the Dakar massacre. If this is true, we have every reason to believe they’re still being lead by Captain Redwolf. I know he was like a father to you, and that can make things difficult. But the mission always comes first. He taught you that.
Redwolf is formidable, but he’s not a god, despite how the rookies talk about him. Da Vinci said “poor is the student who does not surpass the master.” The world is counting on you to not be a poor student.

Finding the Seventh will be your first major hurdle. You won’t be alone in that endeavor. Meet your new partner. Don’t wake him up, he needs to be asleep for this to work. Not that his current state could really be described as sleep, of course. More of an altered state.
You’ve heard of Project MKULTRA? Yes, the top secret program during the Cold War to train psychic soldiers with the use of psychoactive agents. A complete failure, or at least that’s what we made sure the declassified documents said. In reality, it had one success, and you’re looking at him. Mr. Doe here hasn’t officially existed since the 60s, and his spinal fluid is mostly psychoactive serum at this point, so he’s a bit what you might call curmudgeonly.  But iff the Seventh Keymaster is alive and on this planet, he can track her down.
Now put on your exoskeleton and get to the hangar, you and Doe have a flight to catch.

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

Six of the Keymasters have been murdered. The seventh has gone into hiding. Your job is to find her and protect her at all costs.

Do not be fooled by her appearance. Though she’s an 11-year-old, she’s had more combat training than either of us combined. She graduated MIT at 9 and was poached by the NSA soon after.

There’s one more thing that won’t appear on any official document. If you have to choose between the girl’s life and the key… well, you know what I’m about to say. I trust you’ll do the right thing.

Well now that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? Who’s behind all this? That’s where things get…sticky. The lone survivor of their attack on Base Gamma reported seeing uniforms with the insignia of the six-winged eagle. Yes, the Seraph Squadron is alive. We were premature in declaring them all dead after the Dakar massacre. If this is true, we have every reason to believe they’re still being lead by Captain Redwolf. I know he was like a father to you, and that can make things difficult. But the mission always comes first. He taught you that.

Redwolf is formidable, but he’s not a god, despite how the rookies talk about him. Da Vinci said “poor is the student who does not surpass the master.” The world is counting on you to not be a poor student.

Finding the Seventh will be your first major hurdle. You won’t be alone in that endeavor. Meet your new partner. Don’t wake him up, he needs to be asleep for this to work. Not that his current state could really be described as sleep, of course. More of an altered state.

You’ve heard of Project MKULTRA? Yes, the top secret program during the Cold War to train psychic soldiers with the use of psychoactive agents. A complete failure, or at least that’s what we made sure the declassified documents said. In reality, it had one success, and you’re looking at him. Mr. Doe here hasn’t officially existed since the 60s, and his spinal fluid is mostly psychoactive serum at this point, so he’s a bit what you might call curmudgeonly.  But iff the Seventh Keymaster is alive and on this planet, he can track her down.

Now put on your exoskeleton and get to the hangar, you and Doe have a flight to catch.

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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The world used to be a bigger place.

World’s still the same. There’s just less in it.

(Source: liza-k)